Ek joota toh tabiyat se uchhalo yaaro!

Dadi maa ab toh hum bhi Birla white vale ban gaye hain!

Yes now our ministers are equal to the, that of White House. I know Home Minister of India is not equal to the person who resides in White House at Washington DC. No, I am not seeing any resemblance with joota of Zaidi and joota of Jarnail. I know joota of Jarnail can not of that famous as joota of Zaidi. I do not know the makes of jootas, neither of Zaidi’s nor Jarnail’s. Few months back I came to know that the makers of joota, hurled by Zaidi got huge orders to make that particular model. But the problem is this that the joota tossed by Jarnail is seemed to be of the Reebok, Nike or Adidas. And if any of these companies get a huge order to make that particular model, our GDP in is not going to get a boost.
Now the question is why jarnail did this……………...
- In a fit of rage!
- Raise a voice against system!
- To become a hero!
- The cause of Sikhism!
- To change his beat of reporting, from defence to politics!
- To get a five minute fame!
- Blaaaaahhhhhh…………. Blaaaaaahhhhhh!
- Blaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….blaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

I, and I think even most of his aide (close or not) would be unable to find why he did this. But the fact is, he did it. And when a few minutes past 12, mid day, my phone started ringing uninterrupted, I glued to TV screen and saw the entire episode with awe.

Now the analysis of this act is not my cup of tea. And I am also not supposed to do such analysis, as for this cheerphaad type of things big big dimaagdaars are there. Some of them have special expertise in this joota-chintan. They got this expertise from previous joota-conferences, held earlier across the globe.

Finally an advice to our journos with excuse from the great Dushyant Kumar’s soul………

Kaun kahta hai ki khabron mein naam nahin ho sakta,
Ek joota toh tabiyat se uchhalo yaaro !!!!!!!!!!!!!

see ya soon for more bakwaas after this joota break