My new found love

After a long time I thought (usually I don’t think) it is the right time to share my new found love with all. It is the time when spirits are very high. Every one is patriotic to the core of his heart. It was the Government of India that saved Pakistan otherwise our fourth pillar itself could destroy that. Yes! they can do that, If Pakistan government allow to beam our dozens of news channels in his country, the common pakistanis will start crying त्राहिमाम ……….त्राहिमाम ……. Why? You all; know all!

After Mumbai terror attack every problem of our country vanished and it was felt that the attack on Pakistan will solve all our problems. There is no problem of electricity. There is no problem of water. There is no problem of roads. There is no problem of unemployment. Attack on Pak will solve every problem. After attacking on Pak, Shekhar Tiwari, the MLA will not kill the Chief Engineer of PWD. The truckers will not strike. The officers of Navratnas oil companies (who get more than they deserve) will not hold the country for ransom.

I am getting emotional; you think ……yes! You are right, I am. You see within the limited time span, Shekhar Tiwari will be the MP. After killing the engineer he qualified for the national level elections. Oh……….. Sorry…. Really….. I got Senti…. I forgot to tell my new found love and engaged in bakwaas. But kya karoon,I bleed from my heart when I found that the hunger index of Madhya Pradesh is higher then the Somalia. GVL Narsimharao (The great psephologist) is going to be media advisor of CM of Madhya Pradesh, Will that help for local tribes or not, god or people of media know well.

Will terrorist attacks stop after attacking Pak, I don’t know. Whether you know or not, I don’t know that too. I even don’t know about Naxalites or Bangladesh. I am also very poor in reading map of China and Afghanistan. Right now I am remembering one cartoon of my best friend who drew it for some English newspaper long back, when Veerappan was very much in action. It was the time when India was seeking a seat in UN Security Council. That time my friend’s cartoon said “The moment you people arrest Veerappan we will give you a seat in UNSC”.
Oh…Oh……again I forgot to tell my new found love! But I am sorry। This time again, the Raju hurt me। No I don’t have money to invest in shares. But what Raju had done, I can not think is patriotism. Oh…… what I am doing is bakwaas.
Let me come on the right thing right now. I am trying to tell you all about my new found love. Haaaaa…..Haaaaaaaaaaa that is simply cooking…. A couple of months back when my father got ill my wife went there. I was alone and bored by restaurant food, and I started cooking. Now I am very much perfected in cooking. Now when there will be a blast or terrorist attack (other then Assam, it is a regular there) I will tell you how to cook a बैंगन का भुरता .