CHEENEE KUM

The list is increasing, so are my hopes. The painter…………….the presidents………………….the writer……………………. and now……….. our very own respected Shri bikini killer ji. Cheenee is really getting kum….. very kum............ very very kum………..

After two decades, when I will be touching the magical age of sextea …oops sorry…. Sixty, by the time the level of sugar, I feel, will almost .0000000000159875 per cent in the cup. This percentage is giving me a hike…. and my hopes are rising to the tune of inflation. And the cup size may also be changed by that time, as I read in the history that it remain changing as per the norms of fashion and personal choices.

But the problem is that I am not a president, not a restaurant owner. Neither I am a writer or painter nor a bikini killer. Forget about the bikini killing, except in films or in newspapers I have never seen any bikini or bikini clad gentle lady, but now I am hopeful, after getting great inspiration from all these great icons of their respective respected fields.

Now, read my seegred (again spelling mistake – I am very bed in spellings) secret plan carefully (but don’t tell my wife or my current girl friend/s). First, I will be fida on someone or two or three. If someone say sarko jee this side, then I will put in some more efforts, whether the society give me the manyata or not. But I do not have complete bishwas that I will succeed in my nihita selfishness.

With my tiny mind I am always unable to understand why these girls attach themselves to those sixtys’ so called boys? May be I do not come from that highbrow culture, or I am unable to cope up with the pace of today. It may be a mid-life crisis of mine, because I do no have any right to business in theirs life’s business. But I still doubt is it really the chemical locha or attraction of power, position, paisa, profession and prisiddhi. Whatever it is, I believe it is not my business to peep into there business, I was just trying to entertain you with my bakwaas.

And now I am signing off for now, with this recently read bakwaas joke,
An old man had been dating to a young lady for months. At the urging of their friends and family, the two finally decide it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings. So the couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex,” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued. “Well”, she said trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say…… I would like it infrequently.” The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, and then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and cautiously asked…. “is that one word or two?”

Chill yaar, it was just a bakwaas……………… .

See ya soon for more bakwaas !